Comodo Firewall and DotaPod problem

If you have COMODO installed, delete the freaking thing.
It's useless and it f*cks up our beloved Dotapod program.

Wanna know why?
Coz Dotapod is built on the Java web started and it affects the program.

Help my PC is showing this little message.


What to do?  What to do?
Stop being so nervous. It's easy. DELETE COMODO and get a better firewall.
Plain and simple.
Any other questions?

Dota Patcher sucks

Leave it to Pendragon's commercial ambitions to release a stupid bullsh*t program like DotA Patcher.
At a bulky 17 MB, this dota program is not worth the hassle of downloading with features that are more or less, trash.


Aside from being useless, the program is also buggy.
It's special feature? Launch Warcraft. Right, as if anyone would be stupid to believe that.
We're better off downloading the Garena program.
Another feature they're boasting about but can't back up? They claim you'll always have the latest maps around. I say, bullsh*t.
You can always download the latest maps from GETDOTA.com - the ONLY official DotA website.
For all those dumb losers who downloaded the program, I feel so sorry for you.
But you can still redeem yourselves by uninstalling the program from your computers.
That way, you can free up some more space for more important stuff like the latest gay BassHunter songs

Advice: Stay away from this DOTA PATCHER. Unless if you want your computer to be vulnerable to malicious scripts by installing unneeded programs. Remember Cuteworm?

Play DotA using your web browser on PC or Mac

Have you ever liked the idea of launching a DOTA game or play any Warcraft III custom game from your internet browser? Stop thinking it was your idea because the guys of DOTAPOD just beat you to it, sucker.

DotAPod makes that idea come true because now, you and your gay friends can play DOTA right from your web browser whatever Operating system you have. Windows PC or Mac? Doesn't matter.

This epic gaming client system is called DotaPod, which they claim actually means DOTA-Play-On-Demand.
But why would you believe 'em suits anyway. It could mean Douchebags Online Trashtalk Around Pricks and Other Dummies. Whatever.

From the creators of the legendary Zion from Israel, comes forth DOTAPOD.
They’ve built DotaPod so you and your fags can have the gay games that make a difference to you cause you're a little sissy every day for the rest of your life. It’s easy to use, plus there are step-by-step help guides to get you started if you're that retarded.
If you've tried Zion, Garena, Battle.net, LANCraft, Battle.Lan or Farsight,blahblahblah. List goes on...
That means you're not dumb enough to use this simple gaming client!
This client loads from a web browser thus, saving you all the hassle of installing all these other forms of game clients, you lazy bums. This service is also for all those OCs who do not like to install too many things on your PC. Below are the requirements of running this client on your web-browser.
  • Java JRE 5 (1.64334536456+) with Java Web Start.
  • (Download Javanese | Do I have Java the Hutt?)
  • Modern web browser - Forget Internet Explorer that's for grandpa. Firefox recommended.
  • Internet connection – broadband only. Dial-ups forget about it
  • For smooth gameplay we recommend a computer with at least a 1GHz processor, 256 MB RAM and of course a pirated copy of the Warcraft III: TFT game. Or you can just buy a brand new PC,prick!
The most retarded game of the world - enjoyed by retards worldwide.

The good thing here is you can host multiple games at once and you dont need to have a valid CD-Key. Yes, this is piracy at it's finest. One more lamel thing about DotaPod is that they have a tracking system for you to track your gameplay, so you will know your losses and know how much you suck at DotA porn stars. Share & compare them with your FUBUs world-wide!

Now head over to DotaPodBlog.blogspot.com to give it a try. If you already have a Zion account you need not have to register again because you can go back to Israel and fight them hordes of invaders. Seriously, it means you can login right away and play. Please also bear with them because they are still in beta stages, trying to fix bugs and latency issues. But shouting F*** you DotAPod to the developers is most welcome. That would help them fix everything wrong with the ONE AND ONLY DOTAPOD.

P.S. We did not steal the idea from iPOD. Steve Jobs stole that idea from us.